(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
I used a reference and still looks weird
Gee, wouldn’t it be great to work on a project and have everyone do their part? Wouldn’t it be amazing if the end product worked and showcased four years of study? Wouldn’t it be great if a group of people would get off their ass and WORK TOGETHER?
Unfortunately, the world likes to keep those ideas as pipe dreams, because you can’t fucking count on people.
What a great way to graduate with a Bachelor’s Degree in Computer Information Systems by FLUBBING A GODDAMN APP for a client that we HAD ALL SEMESTER TO BUILD.
Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he
u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time
you had one job, Tony
what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?
animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
If you think I’m cute then bless your heart because I probably am cute but honestly wouldn’t believe it due to being bullied when I was younger and now psychologically I don’t see myself as anything but ugly or average. So again bless your heart.